Beaker Recruits Earhart, The Untold Story
Note: the facts of this story are largely unsubstantiated, but our editors are pursuing several individuals of questionable repute to corroborate elements of the tale.
Recently, Beaker was laying on a massage table having his lactic acid kneaded away. In a relaxed state Beaker boasted to the massage therapist that he was only there because of his unusual brute strength. His body was ailing from recent exercise exploits and conquests, namely unusually high repetitions – 100 consecutive pull-ups, over 500 Burpees (the exact number is unknown because he lost count), 850 merkins followed by running a sub four minute mile. In all cases he could have done more as he is not limited by muscle fatigue, but by boredom. His Herculean strength was both a blessing and a curse. As the massage therapist listened to his ramblings she realized that he was a member of the infamously insane F3 group. She wasn’t concerned until he mumbled something about being in the drug business and having his name on a log. After he left, the therapist immediately called her father, a marine, to tell him about the encounter. Like any concerned father he wanted to know who this Beaker character was. Consequently, he posted at a workout and was awarded the name Earhart for his own high flying tricks.
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
Mosey and warm up; side straddle hops, grass pickers, Abe Vagodas, crosscountry skiers, hope plank, Peter Parkers, merkins, and a mosey.
The THANG
A 5-10-15-10-5 workout of alternating reps of Burpee’s and pull-ups with a leg exercise and jog in between. Between exercises included side squats, squats, star jacks and Bobby Hurley’s
The PAX went to the only dry spot in the area which was the large porch behind the recreation hall for a round of Mary
COT: 6:15ish