Saturday, March 30, 2019 / Hamburg, PA / 50 degrees, calm winds, and only one car fire on the side of the road.
Showing up 20 minutes early for a workout is a good idea, says no one ever! Flame, Dr. Seuss, and I enjoyed arriving before Beaker; however, couldn’t manage to sneak in before Longhaul. The mumble chatter in a clowncar makes getting up extra early well worth it. The excitement for this day had been building for quite some time. In truth this Q was having trouble sleeping the night before in anticipation of over 20 men to lead through the gloom for a beat down they wouldn’t soon forget.
Today we also honored Dial-up from the Lehigh Valley Pax with Log of Fame (a.k.a Laddy Glitter Sparkles). The challenge was made to our Hamburg Pax to get 50 workouts in by next year so we can celebrate by burning their name on the Log and allowing them the honor of torturing each other by carrying the log the entire workout without letting in hit the ground. If hits ground, 10 penalty burpees each time it hits.
DISCLAIMER – provided by Dr. Seuss, he was spouting off about his disclaimer being lame and not getting hurt, modifying as need so you can’t pursue the Q for legal damages. It rhymed and made everyone laugh! I clapped at the end.
WARMARAMA – mosey from the shovel flag to the middle of the park’s grassy field. Circle up for SSH, Abe Vogada, Grass Pickers, Merkins, Alabama Ass Kickers, Monkey Humpers, High Knees, Mountain Climbers, and maybe a few other things to get the heart rate up.
YHC ranted for a few moments on F3 is as much about Fitness is it is about Male Community Leadership. In addition to physically pushing each other our secondary aim is to bring men into more leadership experience, training, and influence. So today’s workout was CUE’d on FOUR aspects of leadership worth remembering.
1.)Listening – which no PAX ever heard their wife say he needed to work on this.
(aka 21s or Simon Says) Timothy Says : 4..8 SSH – 2 count 1 – 4 loud, and then stop exactly after doing 8 more, for a total of 12. We need to stop exactly at the same time. Every time we don’t all stop at the same time, there will a group penalty exercise called, starting with 4 reps, progressing to 8.
Timothy’s Pyramid Building – 4 Diamonds 8 Blocks (aka 7 of Diamonds). At each corner of the diamond, do stated rep count of selected exercise below, progress by 8 each round. First guy to complete the pyramid picks a card from the F3 deck of pain to do until 6 completes
- Burpee x 8
- Flutter Kicks x 16
- Merkins x 24
- Monkey Thrusts x 32
Here is where we reached the base of the pyramid and instead of offering additional beating, we offered some physical and spiritual healing to mediate over.
1 Timothy 4:8 – For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.
- Head Tappers x 24
- Pickle Climbers x 16
- Bonnie Blairs x 8
3. Team Work
Block Brigade (also can be done on Stairs or Long Hill) – 4 to 8 guys standing shoulder to shoulder in line. Man at end passes Paver to guy at the end one man at a time. Once hand off, race to end of line to receive the block going all the way to designated finish line. To make extra challenging and ridiculously funny ask guys to Chinese fire drill around the group before taking the brick at end of line.
Rochamburpees Tournament– Rock paper scissors – while in low plank (chillcut) Best out of 3! Whoever beats you, get become their alliance and cheer them on, as they go against the next challenger. There was supposed to be some burpee consequences for the losing alliance; however, time was the enemy and we already owed some burpees for a dropped log. FNG (aka Fumble) was crowned Rochamburpee Tournament Champion taking Long Haul in 3 rounds.
Mosey back to the shovel flag and pay up on the one drop of the log of fame.
CoRama = 25
No Rama = Fumble, Waterboy, Kubota, and Suds
Announcements – Coffeeteria at 412 with full-on cinnabon and grumb cake war between Elli and Jan! Hiking to top of Pike’s Peak! Flame urging each man to tell another guy about F3 because they don’t know they need it yet.
P&P – Neon took us out in prayer praising God for all these men of Hamburg and asking continued guidance, protection, wisdom, and growth for all of us.Number of FNGs: 4